(House1) (cer_quest2 = null) (before wrekr side-quest becomes available) Dad: We bought one of them pokey-mans. Mom: I bet we could train it to babysit our daughter. We'll never have to pay for babysitters again! Dad: What? No we didn't. We bought it so Samantha can be one of them pokey-man trainers. Mom: A trainer!? No way... we are NOT sending my daughter into the wilderness to get eaten by some rabid, er... magikarp. Dad: Who cares? That's where all the jobs are. We'll be rich! Mom: No its not! It's dangerous and stupid! Mom & Dad: Hmph! ________________________________ (after that conversation) Mom: Marrying him was the biggest mistake I ever made! Dad: We wasted all that money on a babysitter?? ________________________________ ________________________________ (House2) (cer_quest2 = null) (while wrekr side-quest is available) wrekr: talk (I'm horny. I could sure use a job request right about now) *instant messege* (Finally... a job request.) Mom, I'm going to, um... spend the night at Samantha's. wrekr: misty_blog Of course I know her site. I do all my advertising there. wrekr computer: I have a job for you. Meet me at the Cerulean electronics store. SET (cer_quest2 = 1) ________________________________ (House1) (cer_quest2 = 1) (while wrekr side-quest is started) Dad: That bitch never sleeps with me anymore. And now she's gone to the store to buy a vibrator! Can you believe that? ________________________________ (Electronics Store) (cer_quest2 = 1) (while wrekr side-quest is started) Samantha: I love these retro games. I play them every time I come here. ------- Mom: I want to divorce my husband, but I need an excuse. Can you set him up? Wrekr: Just leave it to me! No man can resist The Wrecker! Mom: Good. Here's the fee. I've already gotten him nice and pent-up for you. Go work him over and I'll be there in 30 minutes to "catch" him cheating on me. (Wrekr leaves) Mom: Are you done with that game yet, dear? Mommy has to go buy herself a toy. Samantha: Wait, I'm not done yet! I'm on the floating island and Kefka just moved the statues. (Mom goes to the counter) Mom: Merfy, I need a vibrator. Merfy: I have just the thing! It's the latest model, developed by top French designers. They call it, the "shake-weight" Mom: Um... SET (cer_quest2 = 2) ________________________________ ________________________________ House1 (cer_quest2 = 2) (during wrekr side-quest action) Dad: W-Wait! I don't even KNOW you! Wrekr: Relax, baby. I know what you need. Dad: Damn... you ARE good at this! (Mom arrives) Mom: Ah-HAH! Dad: Wait! T-This isn't what it looks like! Mom: Oh? You mean it DOESN'T look like some slut is sucking you off? How could you do this?? Did you ever think about the consequences!? Wrekr: Lady, I just swallowed the "consequences" Mom: You little home-wrecker! Don't let me catch you in here again!! Dad: Wait, I can explain... Mom: Don't bother! I want you OUT!! Dad: Fine... You never put out anyway. SET (cer_quest2 = 10) (enable 2nd wrekr side-quest) ________________________________ ________________________________ (House1) (cer_quest2 = 10) (after wrekr side-quest) Girl: My best friend's really clever. She has this job where she breaks up bad relationships. Mom: Hmm... I wonder how you actually train pokey-mans. ________________________________ (House1) (cer_quest1 = -1) (after babysitter) Girl: The Spearow did something funny to me! Mom: What are you talking about? Don't go making up stories just because you don't like the pokey-mans. Girl: I don't hate her, Mom. Mom: Good. Because that pokey-man's your babysitter from now on. So be a good girl and behave. Girl: Yes, Mom. ________________________________ (House2) (cer_quest2 = 10) (after wrekr1 quest) wrekr: That was fun. I wonder if anyone in Vermillion City needs my services. ________________________________________________________________ (2nd wrekr side-quest takes her to Vermillion resort) ________________________________ Ver house (cer_quest2=10) (after wrekr quest2-1) wom We just shot a porno, but it's not getting much attention online. man There are tons of pornos like it. We need to up the ante. wom Hey there. girl. Want to be in a movie? m What? I don't want pictures of me online! People will think I'm some kind of slut. wom Come to think of it... You do look kind of familiar. man She runs that blog. Remember? (wom walks to computer) wom Oh yeah. Wait... that's this thing in the corner? man That's just an ad. wom homewrecker.com Hmm... Honey, I have an idea. SET (cer_quest2 = 11) (wrekr quest2) ________________________________ cer house2 (cer_quest2 = 11) (wrekr quest2 started) wrekr: Man, I wanna suck a big one. Lemme check my email. *instant message* Ooh! Vermillion City. This outta be good. They've got some serious money. Hey Mom, I'm going to stay over at, er... Sally's house. Mom: Who's Sally? wrekr: Oh she's just my friend in Vermillion City. Mom: Okay, have fun. (wrekr leaves) SET (cer_quest2 = 12) (wrekr quest2 travel) ________________________________ cer house2 (cer_quest2 = 12) (wrekr quest2 travel) Mom: I'm so proud of my daughter. She's an entrepreneur, just ilke he mother. / She has her mother's entrepreneurial spirit. Misty: Wait, you KNOW about homewrecker.com? Mom: Of course. She advertises on your blog. I read it every day. Misty: So... why didn't you say anything? Mom: Oh, I don't want to embarass her. (party looks down in surprise)