Real
Name: Holly Katharine Kalawaski
Occupation: Nun/Super
Hero
Base of Operations: St.
Bagosy's Cathedral and Coffee Shop
Orphaned after a tragic philatelist accident,
young Holly was left in the loving care of the sisters of St. Bagosy
(Patron Saint of Caffeine and Grumbling). Since she took to athletics,
they put her on the orphanage’s Rugby team (when she was a suitable
age of course. The preschool Rugby games were just dull and failed).
However, after a horrifying victory against the Boy’s Choir, the
Sisters found that Holly had both a thirst for victory and a knack
for inflicting pain. Unfortunately, she was too brutal to be a "normal" nun armed with a simple ruler. But she was just right for their mace-wielding
demon-hunting division! And so they quickly put together another
one… since the previous demon hunting division… well… let’s not
go into that.
She lives where others have perished though and
takes to demon hunting as if it was God’s plan for her (and according
to her it is). She’s a tough woman with a hefty mace so we’re inclined
to believe whatever she says.
Currently the Cathedral is at odds with Supermegatopia
Labs over its work with demons (both consisting on and with). Attempts
to sneak Holy Cow into the Labs have failed, even when equipping
her with an extending carbon fiber mace. The habit probably tipped
them off, but she refuses to go in without the proper garb. The
Sisters just think she likes showing off her legs and other sinful
spots, but they’re not going to say anything to a gal with a mace
either!
However, clearing out the local Kiwi Taco was
exceptionally easy, especially with its early morning hours (Open
10am to 3am, and we’re near the Erotic Candle Store on the bus
line. Tell your friends!). But alas it had no real demons on its
staff only some goths and a fry cook no one is quite sure about.
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