Occupation: Super
Heroes turned Strippers
From Left to Right: Topless
Lass, The Tease, Captain Thrust, Lapdancer, Jiggly Jill,
and Long Tom
Base of Operations: Supermegatopia
Disheartened
with the glamorous and hardly profitable career that is saving
the city they each turned to the adventurous field of shaking their
booty for money! No longer faced with life endangering peril each
can be seen almost nightly doing what they do best, dancing for
money in their G-strings.
Topless Lass
Real Name: Katrina
Tipsy
Age: 23
Katrina grew weary of fighting Supermegatopian
terrorists with her super dense, but finely sculpted body. In her
own words, "Oh sure, I have to give private dances to some really creepy old guys... but
it sure as hell beats getting hit with a flamethrower!"
The Tease
Real Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Once the all the powerful Mentalist: Mentalista,
the Tease now flexes her psychic control and double joints around
a long silver pole. "Come on, you want me, I know you do!"
Captain Thrust
Real Name: Steve
Swift
Age: 27
Still going by his same title Captain Thrust is
just a little less enigmatic than he was in his superhero days
having traded in his full body suit for something a little less
constrictive. Fortunately for the viewers, he's also not using
his super speed; otherwise, they'd probably not have a clue that
he just flashed by them.
Lapdancer
Real Name: Hanako
Kawaii
Age: 25
A trained ninja assassin turned good she used
her unbelievable agility and augmented dexterity to rid the streets
of evil, and now she uses it to take five to twenty dollar bills
away from people without using her hands, or feet!
Jiggly Jill
Real Name: Jill
Panda
Age: 22
Abducted by space aliens and given phenomenal
breast implants, and super powers she made a brief career as a
super heroine under the name Vibe, but after a really depressing
fight where she pummeled Dr. Ghoti she decided to use her vibration
based abilities to shake wealthy men into an absolute stupor. "I just felt so bad after I took out that Land-Dweller-Thingy thing of his...
I never wanna see another grown man... err... fish cry like that..."
Long Tom
Real Name: John
Thomas
Age: 26
Exposed to unknown chemicals in a lab accident
John Thomas was given an ability that most drug users would kill
for: He never comes down. A sidekick with Buck Naked for a brief
time they soon realized that even though they had matching outfits
two grown men walking around naked gives the entirely wrong impressions.
Quote: "It seemed like a good idea at the time..."
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