Real Name: Unknown
Occupation: Super
Hero
Base of Operations: Unknown
Marital Status: Single
What
can be said about the infamous Elephant Girl except the immortal
words uttered by many: "Damn. She's big." Due to her rather ample size many have fled in fear of being sat upon or smothered.
Heck, many of her dates ended that way and she was never fortunate
enough to have a steady boyfriend. So with all that pent-up anger
due to rejection through the years she decided to unleash it toward
any baddies who are likely to piss her off. Interesting though,
they all happen to be male bad guys.She squashes and smothers for
truth, justice and the Supermegatopian way...and good kiwi fruit
burger. Ironically enough, she has eventually wound up with many
dates once her fame had peaked. Who the hell's gonna deny her a
date when a "no" is likely to anger her and they'd get squashed anyway? The famous Weasel Boy
once 'braved' a date with her and survived. His actual words were: "She's actually kinda cute and soft... in a sorta whalish way. I think the scariest
part was when I almost drowned in her excessive milk-uhh... milky-blue
eyes. Yes. She has very nice eyes."
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