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SIXTY-FOUR: If there is a worse thing than missing seeing the girls bathe, it’s bathing
with the guys, which I’ve had to do before, but never with the
minotaurs. Oh I... I feel depressed now. |
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SIXTY-FOUR STILL: On a side note, you can learn new things about your friends when everyone’s
divided up by sex. Especially if they’re a dwarf and then it can
get really scary! |
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DAY
SIXTY-FIVE: Hindsight really is 20/20, because looking back we really, really shouldn’t
have made the mummies wash up. Needless to say, we’re down a few
troops and a useable pond. I’m sure it’s all part of the grand
cycle of nature though. Oh those poor fish... |
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SIXTY-SIX: We’ve had our rest and relaxation and now we’re back on the move. I’m not sure
where we’re heading, but I’ve learned long distances can be made
longer by long... pointless... oh so pointless stories... |
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SIXTY-EIGHT: We’ve reached the Plains or Terror. I kept looking at meadow after meadow wondering
how plains could be a terror. Did you know there are Dire Gophers?
Don’t laugh... because half of us have fallen into their burrows! |
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SIXTY-EIGHT STILL: While trying to see what happened, the Wyvern Queen lost her balance, but she
was able to save herself before falling all the way in. Looks like
there’s a Butt God too, and we all thank him. Now, we’re back to
trying to save our own ass. |
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SIXTY-NINE: We’ve been split into two groups, the above ground party and the subterranean
party. And since I was one of the ones who fell in, I had a pretty
good guess which party I was going to belong to. Apparently we’re
to check for treasure. Normally I’d question if dire gophers would
have a horde, but what creatures don’t like shiny things? No, the
vampires don’t count. |
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SEVENTY: We’ve been trekking down here in the dark for miles now, and all we seem to
have discovered is that the last person in the group tends to disappear
every couple hours. Lahrs was next in line too, but we figured
a way around his imminent snatching though! We’ve now got the zombies
bringing up the rear. |