Real
Name: Sunny Dispo
Occupation: Offender
Base of Operations: Offenders'
Mansion
Marital Status: Single
In hopes of keeping Sunny from ending up as yet-another-angst-ridden-mutant-teenager-with-claws
stereotype hero, the Offenders took her in from her bewildered
parents. They also hoped to keep her out of some secret government-funded
weapons program. After all, there are enough of those running around
as is! Nowadays, though, the Offenders have come to regret their
decision. Although litter-trained, and a valuable member of the
Offenders team, Hell Kitty does have a tendency to live up to her
name, often gnawing at the other members' legs or scratching up
the furniture. Nevertheless, no matter how much she pisses them
off they can never stay angry with her after she curls up on their
laps and purrs (although She Male still holds a grudge over something
he found in her boot one day).
No one (except Sunny!) knows that her anger stems
from her early development. She became aware of her surroundings
very, very early in life. She also discovered (along with having
claws and teeth) she had a severe dislike of baby talk. You know,
when adults make themselves sounds stupid by talking to kids like
morons. It's understandable though, the litter as a whole was quite
adorable. And when she pouted and growled it only made things worse
as people would lean in and go "Aahhh wassa wrong with little itty
bitty Sunny doll there? Is you needing your widdle bottle? Is you?
Assshh! Sunny's such a cutie! Yes she is! Yes she is!"
Also unknown is that the other three kittens in
her litter all posses the same mutant abilities as she, but since
they're at the other end of the personality spectrum, they've never
needed to put their extra hard and sharp claws into people. And
they take their rapid healing as a sign of good health.
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