Real Name: Unknown
Occupation: Adventurer/Cannon Fodder
Base of Operations: Char-Mon
Marital Status: Single
Born
under a bad sign - most likely 'dead end' - Crushed lives up to
her name, and would still do so if she had been named Burnt, Impaled,
Munched, Mauled or even Gooified. While ever the talented and skilled
sword-for-hire mercenary, she does seem to have a knack, or perhaps
a jinx, for dying in new and interesting ways, often perishing
three times before she's even finished breakfast - like her failed
attempt to sneak past a sleeping dragon:
"Who knew they snored fire?"
Fortunately, though she has lives to burn, it's just too bad her
wardrobe isn't so durable.
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