Real
Name: Fenton Fendleton
Online Alias: BuxomGalGreen52
Occupation: Shut
In
Base of Operations: Apartment
B-5 Habitrail Apartments
on the corner of Kelly and Pulver
Marital Status: Single
Before his trip to SMT labs, Fenton lived in front of his computer
screen day in and day out. Rarely leaving his room, he made few
excursions
into the outside world. Paying the pizza delivery guy or getting
more games and comics (and sometimes getting a bag of those Cheese
Things when his mother forgot to get them at the groceries) was
the extent of his travels. With the advancements in Internet shopping,
he has been able to cut a good forty percent of that out! All for
his life’s true calling: Video games and online chat rooms. The
real stuff just can’t compete especially after EverCrack and WarCrack
III came out.
After his fateful trip to SMT labs his life was…
well… pretty much more of the same. He’s a man of simple pleasures:
porn and RP. Despite near infinite, god-like powers backing up
his addictions – it hasn’t really changed him all that much although
now his connection speed is beyond reason and never wavers. Not
to mention his RAM and processor speeds double daily.
No one in the world is the wiser – aside from Dark Iguana, but
he knows everything (Even about that thing that Buxom Gal hoped
and prayed no one saw! That! Yeah!).
He lives with his workaholic brother and sister. They’ve forgotten
he’s even there, let alone that he never leaves.
However, he’s not all slack ass: Once he eliminated
every cold in Supermegatopia in the blink of an eye. Another time
he returned every lost pet after an online pal’s kitten accidentally
got out. Best of all, he alters the average bust size in the city
during his wet dreams… not to mention his own ‘little’ tweakings,
but you don’t want to know about that. Really! |