Crushed
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Crushed

Real Name: Unknown
Occupation: Adventurer/Cannon Fodder
Base of Operations: Char-Mon
Marital Status: Single

Crushed Born under a bad sign - most likely 'dead end' - Crushed lives up to her name, and would still do so if she had been named Burnt, Impaled, Munched, Mauled or even Gooified. While ever the talented and skilled sword-for-hire mercenary, she does seem to have a knack, or perhaps a jinx, for dying in new and interesting ways, often perishing three times before she's even finished breakfast - like her failed attempt to sneak past a sleeping dragon:

"Who knew they snored fire?"

Fortunately, though she has lives to burn, it's just too bad her wardrobe isn't so durable.

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