Real Name: Delilah
Occupation: Valkyrie/Super
Hero
Base of Operations: Supermegatopian
Marital Status: Questionable
Originally,
the Valkyries were meant to be the servants of the dead Vikings
in Valhalla. However a group of them objected to waiting hand and
foot on a bunch of drunken bastards with axes who kept slapping
them on the butt and making catcalls that would make Horndog blush.
And so, they decided to leave Asgard via a huge hole in the castle
wall, flattening a few warriors on their way across the Rainbow
Bridge. This rogue band wandered the world acting as mercenary
troops for the occasional holy war, before finally settling down
near the ice caps, where they raised a new generation. Delilah
was one of these. Trained from birth to be one hell of an ass kicking
curvy wall of destruction, she grew up to be their greatest fighter.
So when they came across a small group of men lost in the snow,
they had her challenge their strongest. The rest is history... well, in the comic at least. Now she's traveled
a few thousand miles to Supermegatopia to claim what is hers: her
husband, Weasel Boy; and her slave, Mongoose Guy; and maybe a bit
of lunch - it was a long voyage after all.
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