by
The Magnificent Linnard with additional lyrics by Redo from Start
In the not too distant future
In a city called SMT
There lived a guy named Owen
Really different from you and me
He worked as a superhero fruit
Just another guy in a latex suit
He could do a good a job cleaning up the place
But then his creators would have too much empty space
"We'll send him cheesy villians!"
"The dumbest we can find!"
(la la la)
"He'll have to stand and fight them all
while porn occupies his mind!"
(la la la)
Now keep in mind Owen can't control
When the battles begin or end
Even with assistance from
His superhero friends
Hero Roll Call!
TL!
(Great cleavage!)
Monty!
(What's that?)
Grease Monkey!
(Turn his nuts!)
Delilah!
(Oh Darling!)
Now if you're wondering why he bleeds
but doesn't seem to die
just think to yourself it's just a strip
and he's a super hero guy
I'm sorry
I should remember
(sings)
If you wonder when the update comes
and have frequent heart attacks,
(lalala)
you should remind yourself "it's
just a site"
and you should really just relax. |