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Fruitopia is proud to present it's newest line of mammary inspired
goodness: SuperMegaFruitopia In eleven (count em') eleven new
flavors!
Cheesecake Quencher
Boobberry Squeeze
Kiwicleavage Splash
Doublemellon Delight
Titalizing Tangerine
Double D Deluge
Crushed Cherry Surprise
Knockerberry Knockout
Buxomberry blast
Groping Grape
Cheesecake Colida
SuperMegaFruitopia flavors are for all occasions!
Getting hot looking at barely clothed babes on the web? Grab a
Cheesecake Quencher to satiate those terrible longings.
Girlfriend a little cold to the touch? Try a
good Groping Grape to warm her up!
Feeling a little "restrained" ladies?
Is a particular piece of clothing "holding you down"? Then try one of our Buxomberry blasts and feel the wind on your chest again!
Do you like to make new friends? Sure, we all
do! But what happens when your new friend turns out to be a little
too "friendly"? Well, instead of resorting to other means, why not give them a Knockerberry
Knockout! It's the one-two punch of goodness that will remind them
to keep their grubby paws to themselves!
And now a friendly warning from SuperMegaFruitopia:
Our drinks should be enjoyed with good friends only. If consumed
alone, some have had unfortunate side effects (but strangely
enough, only on men...). The drinks in particular are:
Boobberry Squeeze
Doublemellon Delight
Double D Deluge
As for the effects, we cannot be certain, but
all men who have drunk large quantities of any of these beverages
have locked themselves in their houses refusing to come out.
When one was questioned over the phone on this unusual behavior,
he only said: "I
never have to leave again! They're perfect! I am so happy I could
cry!".
We are sure that he was talking about the drinks.
In closing, whether it is a Titalizing Tangerine
in Mexico or a Cheesecake Colida west of France, anyplace, anytime,
with anybody is the right time for a SuperMegaFruitopia.
As always, drink responsibly. If you don't, you
may go home with that special someone and end up with a Crushed
Cherry Surprise!
SuperMegaFruitopia. Now our one-gallon jugs come
in a convenient two-pack.
Get an A cup for a quick refresher, or for a
big gulp, get a DD cup
And order now, and you'll get a limited collectors edition SuperMegaPlate
set!
Now some for the ladies...
Watermelon Wanger Banger
Tongue Tittie Teaser
Three-way Tropical Twister
Triple Naval Orange (takes some thought)
Bannanie Fannie
Mad Dr. Nesbit's Try-it-and-see.
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