DAY
FIFTY-SEVEN: WE’RE NOT DEAD YET! Thank you god of Side Quests! The Forces of Light were almost
on our asses when they learned some sad little town needed some
sort of thing far far away! And sure, you’d think we would have
been top priority, but as it turns out, the Forces of Light aren’t
too bright! Party in the remains of my room! |
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DAY
FIFTY-EIGHT: I have no idea how the party went, but the pounding in my head tells me it went
well. Except for Lahrs who woke up curled next to the ogre captain.
Oddly enough while Lahrs was plastered at the time, rumor is the
ogre captain wasn’t. |
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DAY
FIFTY-NINE: Progress has stopped on the volcano fortress; apparently it’s a bit more active
than we thought. Sorry to cut this entry short but it’s time I
started running! |
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DAY
SIXTY-ONE: While the eruptions haven’t stopped, we have. But we’ve run far enough that
it might not kill us... or so the Wyvern Queen thinks. You know,
they said I’d see some amazing sights in this job, I just didn’t
realize I’d be running from most of them. Still, it’s good exercise
and mostly fresh air, aside from all the ash and chunks of falling
rock. |
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DAY
SIXTY-TWO: I suppose it happens to Everyone in the horde sooner or later. Loss after loss
you begin to loose faith in the forces of evil, and we were just
about there. Then this morning we found a group of knights swimming
in a pool. Part of me feels it was unfair to take on naked people,
but a larger part of me likes having a whole sword! |
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DAY
SIXTY-TWO AFTERNOON: There's a downside to my new sword. enchanted blade my ass! |
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DAY
SIXTY-THREE: We’ve secured the Swimming Hole, which we’ve renamed Blood Pool Skull Falls
(it’s a Horde thing. Lilac Pond was more appropriate, but doesn’t
fit us). And now we’ve all got to sit a hundred yards away until
the girls are done bathing. I think they giggle just to taunt us.
WHIMPER |