This
is from the Message Board, we started a story, and people added to
it. Special thanks to Silleto for cleaning it up!
Captain Mayfly watched in absolute horror as Elephant Girl lost
her balance and came crashing down towards him. How to spend
his last nanosecond? Punch Herr-Skull-For-A-Head one more time,
or try and zip off before they both got squished, "But
I really really want to smack him a- SQUISH! Elephant Girl, flat
on her back, except for the Nazi pined under her bulk wobbled
her legs a little, then sighed, "-START HERE-
"Nazis are not good for your back..",
to which the dying mayfly replied...
"I have failed my ancestors... I
am the only Captain Mayfly not to avert a major disaster. Please
Elephant Girl, I don't have long left... Help me." Just when things looked as if they were getting deep and meaningful....
All the female members of the A.S.S. burst onto
the scene. Just as Topless Lass leaned over to give Captain Mayfly
mouth to mouth....
The poor little hero's heart couldn't take it,
and so, he was gone. Many, many of SMT's superheroes showed up
to stand around in one of those somber "Death of a hero" scenes. Topless Lass and Jiggly Jill let forth bosom-heaving sobs of sorrow,
which, of course entranced most of the male heroes and Slut Puppy.
When Suddenly, Captain Kiwi shouted
"it's captain mayfly's son!"
Dr Crudities shamelessly shows up and steps on
the new captain mayfly
SQUISH!
"ouch that's gotta hurt"
Elephant girl got back up on her feet and wondered
where Herr and Captain Mayfly are.
she then realizes they had been smashed by her body so she peels
them off and.....
quietly disposes of their compressed remains.
She's just about ready to break up the whole "Death of a superhero" mourning by announcing the "death of a super villain" When suddenly...
...Nothing happened! [It happened suddenly, mind
you!]
Disappointed, Three-Armed Jake reached into his
pocket and pulled out...
Three separate working gloves, and put them on.
(He left the fourth in his pocket, just in the case of possibly
losing his right-hand glove)...
Taking up a snow shovel, a plastic-lined disposal
can, and giving a large 'sigh', proceeded to 'scoop' up the remains
of Captain Mayfly, son, and Herr Skull-for-a-Head...
"It's a livin'...",
Three-Arm Jake resigned.
Just then,
A huge ass horde of blood thirsty hamsters appeared
out of nowhere, looking mad and about to kick ass. Everyone looked
in terror, when suddenly...
Dr. Ghoti came onto the scene, promising another
form of land-dweller doom. Just when he was about to activate it...
He was partially devoured by the Hamsters, but
escaped in his auxiliary "Escape-Capsule-of-Running-Away-From-Land-Dwelling-Meat-Eating-Hamsters", but got revenge when his Device of Land-Dweller Doom [In this case, a really
big crab] slew the hamsters, itself dying in the process. Mighty
Yak opened his mouth to comment on the situation...
saying how much he liked crab, and the colons
disappeared in a flash. Then Tiger Lass walks onto the scene and
makes vain attempts at getting Monty's attention. Suddenly, out
of the clouds comes...
The Aqua Mage! Ready for something to beat up...
He looks around and sees nothing there but mourning women and a
bunch of metal scraps lying everywhere so he takes off But just
then, he hears a noise then turns around to find.....
The Emu-Tant, rampaging through the streets of
Supermegatopia and leaving really nasty "Presents"... The Emu-Tant is just about to peck the shrine to captain mayfly a new one
when suddenly...
the World's Largest Hamster came scurrying down
the street, charging towards the Emu-Tant. It was about to turn
into the kind of fight you'd see in some cheesy Japanese monster
movie when, without warning....
a giant-sized Dr. Paeg shows up looking for her
lab hamsters. Annoyed that they'd been ruined by Dr. Ghoti's Crab
of Land Dweller Doom, she bribes the Emu-Tant and the World's Largest
Hamster to help her wreck vengeance with the promise of...
the formula for bringing comic book characters
into reality with a paper clip, toothpaste, and a really strange
word!
Then Agamura, a Warrior Gecko who's Ego was matched
only by his Hormanal Libido [which rivaled WB's] came roaring up,
snatched the secret from the gigantic Dr. Paeg, and ran away up
the side of a building with his natural Gecko Pads of stickiness,
desperately trying to reach Buxom Gal before anybody else. He heard
a swooping sound, and thinking it was Buxom Gal, turned about while
still perched on the side of the 35th story of the building, and...
Saw the rapidly descending form of Gattler, the
bank-robbing rattlesnake! The Snake was dangling from a 37th story
window, and preparing to fire his gattling gun of severe physical
damage at all the mammals he could see, when suddenly from out
of the shadows...
... A Giant 'The End' Rolled out onto the whole
thing as the artist was busy with a new game...
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