Real
Name: Unknown
Occupation: Super
Villain/Former Stripper and Super Hero
Base of Operations: Supermegatopia
and Industria
Marital Status: Single
Crushed and broken in an accident, the Iron Pecker
left his present in order to travel to the past where his run-of-the-mill
cybernetic replacements would be marvels of advanced technology.
The plan came to him after reading his own autobiography,
which he had written sometime in the past. Figuring it had already
happened he traveled back in time. Although, it always bugged him
that if people knew the accident was going to happen, then why
did they suggest he work as a lumberjack in the first place. That’s
temporal paradox for you: no matter what it’ll give you a headache
in the end.
The past, as the book “foretold” was a wondrous
place where he did indeed become a super hero. However, he soon
realized that relying on his own book tended to twist time and
space. The original Iron Pecker never had the book. As time passed,
his life diverged from what it what he knew and attempts to force
things towards the direction it should failed horribly.
While the book’s version of the past said he hooked up with one
of his fellow members in the A.S.S., he never did. In fact, it
all went horribly wrong
His affections scorned by those he wanted the
Iron Pecker left the All Stripper Squadron. As his love soured,
he grew spiteful and bitter. Now, his thoughts turned to destroying
his former friends and devastating the timeline until nothing in
that lying book remains. Despite this, as much as he hates them,
sometimes he flips through the pages and longs for the him that
he could never be now.
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