Real Name: Misty
Mouse © Dutch AKA Distraction Damsel or
Buoyant Babe (for those near the harbor)
Occupation: Super
Hero
Base of Operations: Supermegatopia
Marital Status: Happily
Married
Teased
quite a bit in elementary and junior high school by the boy and
girls at school due to her prepubescent development, who'd have
ever guessed Misty, the sensitive, shy but cutely full-figured
mousey would become the city's latest superheroine: Distraction
Damsel! Many a thief, car jacker and world domination megalomaniacs
have succumbed to the irresistible power of Distraction Damsel's
soft, bouncy and oh-so-cuddly assets. No baddie yet has not been
reported to have resisted just a slight glance, only to just end
up staring as if they fell into an trance. Unfortunately, much
of the damage in Supermegatopia has been unwittingly caused by
Distraction Damsel herself even with no evil-doers in sight. Such
is the life of a pleasingly ample superheroine.
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