Occupation: Maintain-Observe-
Protect the Continuum
Left to Right: Sgt.
Rutger Abrams, Agent Abrams, Agent Nesbit, and Agent Xavier
Base of Operations: The
Edge of Reality
The
Continuum was in a state of constant flux. The wall separating
realities had started crumbling as one reality started blending
with another. Everything from the color of one's toothbrush to
whether or not one was really a mutant ninja or just an accountant
was subject to random change. While the general populous could
not detect these changes, a select few could. A latent mutant ability
to have a firmer grasp upon reality allowed them to sense and see
changes in progress, which they might have ignored and tried to
live with, if things hadn't started to get really weird.

Sgt. Rutger Abrams was one such man. A founder
of the CP, he came home one day to find the genders of each of
his family members switched, which might not have been too tragic,
if not for the fact that he wasn't too pleased with his new spouse
'Frank'. Using the technology of the era, he set forth and collected
others like himself, including another Abrams from an alternate
reality. Since then, they have traveled through Time and Space
rerouting all its 'crossed wires', from finding time travelers
- and beating the hell out of them for littering - to keeping the
wrong people out of other's dimensions. Case in point: the Dark
Weasel Boy, or keeping people out of the 'Horn Dog and Slut Puppy
World: A great place to visit, if you don't mind nonstop sex!'.
Agent Abrams (Rachel) is Sgt. Abrams' right hand
man, err, woman. Perhaps because they think and act so much alike.
Perhaps because they're the same person. They originally met when
Rutger was trying to figure out what happened to his family. Rachel
was working on the same thing (apparently not content with her
new wife Francine). The two immediately realized that if this could
happen to them, then it was probably happening to others as well.
Needing power and equipment, the two turned to the best source
of it in the 23rd Century - Supermegatopia Labs.
Agent Nesbit, formerly of Supermegatopia Labs,
is the brains behind the outfit, designing and manufacturing their
traveling devices as well as the technology to pinpoint cracks
and fissures in reality. He has even been able to design their
facility, which rests in a nexus of worlds, never quite touching
any, but still able to keep an eye on them. It has often been said
that he helped create the CP as penance for a past Nesbit who 'accidentally'
destroyed Supermegatopia over two centuries before.
Although if there's anyone truly working for penance
it's this man: Agent Xavier was given the choice: join the CP or
be erased from existence like King Kong vs. Godzilla 2,3, and 4.
This is because he caused the greatest damage to the Fabric of
Reality ever! Xavier's reality started branching out of control
with vital areas getting changed more radically than any other
universe. It would splinter and start infecting other worlds and
timelines. Even within his world, the continuity would be altered
in astonishing and uncanny ways. With past actions changing, entire
futures crumbled and fell. And he was at the center of it all.
Countless generations could have been lost if drastic action was
not taken. So they plucked him out, and put him in a Reality Containment
Suit. Only the Abrams have ever seen his face. The rumors abound.
Some say he's a hairless monkey, with strange mental powers, or even weirder still,
a flying monkey with a big red butt. But these are only rumors.
The truth may well be even more unbelievable!
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