Real Name: Unknown
Occupation: Media
Superstar
Base of Operations: Kiwiwood
Marital Status: Single
The
Yeti, up until recently, lived high above the city in the mountain
range that surrounds Supermegatopia, where he made a living taking
blurry photos of himself and selling them to newspapers and TV
show that specialized in the bizarre. However, soon after meeting
Weasel Boy he came down from his cave and went straight to the
nearest television station looking to fulfill his lifelong dream
of acting. Shocked at first, the network eventually realized that
the fuzzy giant was worth his weight in gold (432 lbs.) and signed
him up. Already he has a movie deal in the works and appears in
Kiwi Kola Commercials. And rumor has it he's dating both Bambi
Twins! For a supposedly non-existent hoax, he's doing pretty well!
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