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FORTY-THREE: Only a day has gone by and already there’s trouble. Not for me mind you, aside form the smell I’m fine, but the zombies aren’t taking well to the tropical heat. And the vampires refuse to do anything. They
say the moon’s even too bright here. So people just can’t be happy no matter where they are I guess. |
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FORTY-FOUR: Had a nice time keeping guard today. No crab is going to scurry in on my watch.
I joked about land sharks to my replacement, how was I to know
they’re a real danger? Oh well, lizard men regenerate and his old head did have that
nasty scar. All in all he should be happy about it. You know, make
the best of a bad situation! |
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FORTY-FIVE: They make swimsuits in ogress sizes! Woohoo! Not to mention in elf, and Halfling
sizes. There is a Dark God, and he loves us all! I’m still not sure what to make about the dwarf sizes though… |
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FORTY-SIX: While we are in a vacation type spot we’re still keeping in practice! Since we got here we’ve been training and every night I find a new place sand has hidden on my body.
It could be worse though; Lahrs found a bad spot to have a starfish
cling too. I can still hear the echo of his screams. Ouch! |
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FORTY-SEVEN: The Wyvern Queen’s at work on trying to summon one of those massive monsters from the sea. So
we’re taking bets on what it’ll be if it works. So far Giant Turtle is up twelve votes over Giant Squid and
Crab, and only I have voted on the Giant Urchin. Hey! It could
happen! |
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FORTY-EIGHT: The Wyvern Queen's summoning spell worked. And upon the shore came the largest
sand dollar I've ever seen. Which would have been really sad, but
I hear the Forces of Light lost their summoners to the Giant Squid-Shark
they got. Hee hee hee! |
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FORTY-NINE: Despite the whole Giant Squid-Shark fiasco, word has it the Forces of Light
are headed this way. So we've had to up out training drills and
reinforce the defenses. However we're sorta limited to sand bags
and coconuts. Which were still trying to figure out a tactical
use for. |