DAY
FIFTY: Our attempt at fortifying the beach front hasn't gone to well, but there's a
volcano up the way, which the Wyvern Queen is thinking of moving
us too. The problem there is there's no fortress there. So I'm
not sure what's going to happen. They don't make Pre-Fab lairs
do they? |
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FIFTY-ONE: I've learned the quickest way to build a castle on a volcano, and it involves
a lot of back pain, that and numbering, which I like even less.
Unfortunately, she's letting the goblins reassemble it on the volcano,
but on the bright side it's… it's taking an interesting shape. |
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FIFTY-TWO: I've learned something today, if you hear someone higher up on the path cry
out 'OOPS', when pushing a three hundred pound stone up an incline,
then it's a good time to run, jump, or make peace with your deities.
Personally, I prefer the first two. |
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FIFTY-THREE: After two days of backbreaking labor I get my day off, which conveniently I
got to spend having my back fixed. Of course it's hard to feel
pain when the Ogre Nurse is adjusting your spine. Oooooo! And at
this point, I don't care if I never walk again, just so long as
she keeps trying to fix me. |
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FIFTY-FIVE: We had half the tower up and then we had half the tower falling over into the
volcano. Ummm... I’ll try and put a positive spin on this, when I
can think of one. I knew I shouldn’t have already moved my plants
over. |
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DAY
FIFTY-SIX: It’s looking bad. Half our tower has been reduced to molten lava, and the Forces
of Light have been spotted a few miles away along the shore. Not
to mention we’re out of corn chips. Sometimes I really wonder if
there is hope, because corn chips sound really good right about
now... SNIFFLE |
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