boy thinks that mom's "babysitting" idea seems weird and backwards.
mom sets a condom quota
boy is unsure about the girl.  disappointed.  he assumes she's clueless and boring.
girl is turned-on by looking at the boy.  curious.  getting horny.
	mom encourages her to experiment.  free to touch him.  house rules.
like a younger sister who won't leave him alone.  likes watching him cum.  Hee hee!  It's like a prank.  Likes to catch him by surprise.  It's one big game to her.  Doesn't care if it gets on her.
	"Dammit!  She's not even using the condoms.  At this rate, she'll never leave."
After a whole day of sexy pranks.  She sneaks in at night to actually try sex.  Horny and curious.
next morning.  loli is cuddled with him.  That's one condom down.  Won't let him leave bed.  Wants to try it again.
But she has to leave because babysitting is over.  Paid, but Disappointed.
Tell all her friends about this.
Meanwhile, Mom concludes that more girls = better.
mom posts wanted ads for slutty girls for her son to "babysit"
loli invites her friends.  revolving door.  meet condom quota
un-adopted
loli + friends adopt the boy to be their pet  (trench coat disguise pretending to be an adult)  bad eyesight.  "you look legit"
they ditch the disguise outside.
"stay at your house now?"  Nah, granny thinks I got a puppy.  "Oh, won't SHE be surprised."  Granny doesn't have to know.
from now on.  stay at our secret tree-house.
Take good care of him.  Hee hee!  I will.
"I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and fuck- erm feed him every day."
Oh, how nice.  That's good.  You better keep at it.
I got a bird, but he flew away.  probably up in some tree somewhere.
...
club rules  (remarkably similar to the "babysittng" rules)
	do what we tell you.  We're the boss.
	have to play all our games.
		strip tag.  strip hide-and-seek.  strip truth-or-dare.  strip go-fish.
		any games that don't involve stripping?
			jizz target practice.  "I'm thirsty.  Can I be the target?"
		beauty contest.  winner gets sex.
	(sign:  "No boys allowed"  changed to  "No clothes allowed")
