[teacher]:  Your daughter is way behind
  on her,\. uh...\2 biology homework.\!
  So she needs to take an\2 extra class.

Mom:  Classes schmasses...
  Have you SEEN the rack on that girl?

[teacher]:  Er... right, exactly!
  Due to her acellerated puberty,
  she urgently needs classes on it.

Mom:  I don't know about you,
  but I haven't been able to sleep.

[teacher]:  Yes, I understand that
  you're worried, but I assure you-

Mom:  Just thinking about her
  keeps me busy all night.

[teacher]:  Y-You don't say?

Mom:	She's practically a
  walking sex-ed class!
...  (bg scene)
Mom:  Hey... THERE'S an idea!
  Let's use her for all the sex-ed classes.

[teacher]:  Um, I'd probably need
  your permission for something like-

Mom:  I mean, wouldn't it be hot
  if all the boys lined up and
  just started FUCKING her?

Girl:  Mom, what's "fucking" mean?

Mom:  You'll find out tomarrow, dear.

[teacher]:  Um, I've never heard
  a mother say that before.

Mom:  I don't even know anymore. Ever since
  [girl]'s growth spurt, I haven't
  been able to think straight.

		Mom:  I don't even know anymore. Ever since
		  [girl]'s growth spurt, I haven't
		  been able to stop thinking about her.

		Mom:  I don't know what to think anymore.
		  Ever since [girl]'s growth spurt, I've
		  been feeling strangely attracted to her.

[teacher]:  Yeah... same here.
  Everything and everyone seems
  to get horny when [girl]'s around.

Mom:  Hee hee!  What if [girl] was school proprty?
  Then you could do anything you wanted with her!

[teacher]:  Y-You mean it?








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Mom: She sure has grown, hasn't she?

Teach:  Uh... y-yes.

Mom:  Even Sam can't concentrate with her around.
  At this rate, he'll fall behind too.

Mom:  Hey, I know!  I'll just give her to you.

Teach:  Wait... what?

Mom:  She can even help you with your biology classes.
  That's is practically a walking sex-ed class.
  Oh, and don't forget to milk her each morning. She really likes that.


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Mom:  So how about she stay with you from now on?
  I bet she'll be really helpful when you start teaching sex-ed.
  ... if you know what I mean.

Teach:  W-What?  Really??