{0}		/*before pewter*/
We heard all the pokeballs in Viridian got stolen, so we tried selling fakes. But the cops wanted a cut of it and we were broke, so we had to hi-tail it out of there.

(pew_mistyCaptured)
Some girl spotted us while we were chasin' a Tauros. [jessie] insisted that we had to take her with us, but I think she just wanted to watch her squirm in the milking machine.


{1}		/*after pewter*/
(cer_rocketAmbush)
Meowth screwed up today.
No, YOU guys screwed up!
We hired this lame pirate girl to build us a robot to catch those kids who messed up our hideout in Pewter. But she forgot to make the robot electricity-proof.

(cer_rocketEscapeJail)
Hah! Leave it to [jessie] to break us outta da big house. I swear, dat Cerulean officer dame knew everything about us. But now [jessie]'s actin' all funny. Keeps askin' us if we seen some red-headed goil around.

{2}		/*after cerulean*/
(cer_rocketSeekPorygon)
I overhoid somethin' interesting from some four-eyes in Cerulean. Somethin' about a special pokemon dat goes in computers. Dis is our ticket to tha big-time! I bet da boss will want to see this.

(ver_squirtleScenes>=3)/* Squirtles join Meowth */
It sure iz nice bein' in charge. I can see why dem humans are always "training" pokemon. Maybe I can be a trainer too? [jessie] ain't following instructions too good, and the squirtles are too busy friskin' each other. Maybe I'll have more luck with the red-head.


{3}		/*after vermillion*/
hi, im amanda derkins.
can some 1 tell me how U put poke mon to sleep?
im stuk cause there are no pokeballs.

Our blog just got hacked!
This guy must be a pro.
Our boss is gonna kill us if he finds out someone got into Team Rocket's secret computer network.

(squirtleOwnsMisty)
It's been over a day now and dat dumb kid hasn't come back. I guess that means dis girl is ours now! Tha squirtles are takin' the first round with her. She can polish my "scratching post" after they're done.

(ver_squirtleScenes>7)/* After squirtles defeat Team Rocket */
We were so close! Da pikachu wuz practically in our airship. But then them lezzie squirtles pulled some kinda ninja moves on us! How are we gonna explain dis to da boss?


{4}		/*after saffron*/



{5}		/*after lavender*/



{6}		/*after celadon*/



{7}		/*after fuschia*/



{8}		/*after cinnabar*/



{9}		/*after loop*/
