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The Iron Pecker
Real Name: Unknown Occupation: Super Villain/Former Stripper and Super Hero Base of Operations: Supermegatopia and Industria Marital Status: Single Crushed and broken in an accident, the Iron Pecker left his present in order to travel to the past where his run-of-the-mill cybernetic replacements would be marvels of advanced technology. The plan came to him after reading his own autobiography, which he had written sometime in the past. Figuring it had already happened he traveled back in time. Although, it always bugged him that if people knew the accident was going to happen, then why did they suggest he work as a lumberjack in the first place. That’s temporal paradox for you: no matter what it’ll give you a headache in the end. The past, as the book “foretold” was a wondrous place where he did indeed become a super hero. However, he soon realized that relying on his own book tended to twist time and space. The original Iron Pecker never had the book. As time passed, his life diverged from what it what he knew and attempts to force things towards the direction it should failed horribly. While the book’s version of the past said he hooked up with one of his fellow members in the A.S.S., he never did. In fact, it all went horribly wrong His affections scorned by those he wanted the Iron Pecker left the All Stripper Squadron. As his love soured, he grew spiteful and bitter. Now, his thoughts turned to destroying his former friends and devastating the timeline until nothing in that lying book remains. Despite this, as much as he hates them, sometimes he flips through the pages and longs for the him that he could never be now.
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