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Stinky and Dead Guy
Real Name: Bernard the Odorous (Orc) and Tharn the Agitated (Undead Bugbear) Occupation: Guards Base of Operations: Tower Wrathgeb Marital Status: Stinky - Never gonna happen and Tharn - His wife is a widow... we guess... Stinky: It is unknown why this self proclaimed descendant of a great orc refuses to use the Tower's showers. Which is a real shame seeing as how they're co-ed and sometimes the ogre women need lots of help with those hard to reach areas! However, that might actually be why. For it's generally rumored/believed/giggled at that Stinky has... umm... err... a particular shortcoming... that is quite rare and quite embarrassing for male orcs. However no matter the cause, the end result is always the same. One really.... really... smelly orc, so much in fact that he was placed in a division of undead guards because no one else would tolerate the smell. And even then some of the ghouls have been complaining... One of whom was particularly happy to see him since Stinky was the reason he was there in the first place. A misfired crossbow bolt during a routine training exercise blinded Tharn the Agitated in his left eye... along with taking out that section of his skull, and a bit of his brain and pinning them to the wall behind him. The experience left Tharn blind in said eye, mortally wounded... and a bit more agitated. In the brief twenty seconds before he died he had pulled himself off the wall and was in the midst of choking the life out of Stinky. Most dying people don't do this. They tend to whine and cry or flop around gasping for life. This sheer determination impressed the Magus in charge of the Tower and he reanimated Tharn. Where he now continues his work safeguarding the tower and making Stinky's life a living hell. Everyone needs a hobby after all.* *Little known fact: Dead Guy also likes to crochet.
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