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'Twas the night before Christmas (In Supermegatopia)
'Twas the night before Christmas (In Supermegatopia) by Q_Hunter (Note: It’s not easy to rhyme or spoof this poem so please bear with me.) 'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the castle A cat, bear, dog and, mouse (rat) were dying in battle, Crushed, Purity Meadows, Red Stephie, and Knaw, were getting all knived, And back to the Temple of Eternal Lives, not clothed, they arrived. Hell Kitty was nestled all snug in the hamper, With mortal combat moves, inside her gray matter; Captain Kiwi was trashing villains during her nap, The SMT Terrorists, once again defeated, moaned "Oh Crap!" Horn Dog and Slut Puppy’s hideout was making a clatter. Tiger Lass again realized Mighty Yak was clueless on this matter. Mayor Dave and Miss Kiwi posed for a Yuletide camera flash, Then She Male showed up, others felt weird, and away they all dashed. The moon, on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Oh wait that’s Buxom Gal, Look at her grow! Suddenly the Bambi Twins happened to appear, Along with the Yeti and pavarratzi and with gear. The Avatar was changing clothes and minds quick as a whip, As Matilda the Hun was shooting holes in Grak and Zargrog’s ship. As many busty fems defeated their foes who were lame, The fanboys all yelled their cheers via their name! Go Delilah, Go Distraction Damsel, Go Elephant Girl and all of the rest! Trash Oem, and smash Oem, jump on Oem, Yeah, bounce with such zest! "To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now fight! And fight! Fight one and all!" As Zippy like a hurricane smashed another in the eye, Terry and Sherry cheered as the enemies flew to the sky, Even Brute Force was in the air and boy did he flew, But Debbie Ann Force made him feel better its true! The Stripper Squad had a new Christmas show called "The Roof", And Captain Thrust, and Long Tom made the ladies even shout "Woof!" Topless Lass, The Tease, Lapdancer, and Jiggly Jill were dancing around, Around the dance poles with bosoms nice and round. Bruce Vayne was in shadow from head to foot, As Gretchin Vayne and Janyce were umSreading a book! The Ant People and their Queen set up Christmas trees in the back, And Carmel Heap opened the fridge for a nice winter snack. Captain Squid defeated Dr. Ghoti’s plan to make land dwellers dead. Along with his fellow bad guys Carrion and Herr Skull-for-a-Head, The Dark Iguana and Sunflower planed for stealing Kwanzaa this season. But got chilled by Snow Cone without rhyme or reason. Greasy Monkey and Mad Dr. Nesbit were working on wreaths. And those rumors of Ferret Man still have never ceased. Strangely Weasel Boy and Quack were watching their tellys. As Ginger and Holy Cow compared both their tiny bellies. The Men-Men and Men-Men2 were fighting a big robo toy, Created by Glue Schtick and Metallurgist and not by a mere goy, Captain Skippy and the Amazing Aztec Frog People flew overhead, So we knew they weren’t aliens and the kiwi’s had nothing to dread. The Continuity Police had to arrest Jimmy, Stinky, Skippy and the Dead guy, oh foo, For appearing in Supermegatopia at Christmas and possibly for being dead too, Tiger Stripe had stolen the mayor’s golden Hanukkah Dreidel. And Piranha Girl was stirring large fresh fish stew with a ladle. War Hamster’s rockets fired with a boom and a whistle. And away his enemies flew or were torched and went fizzle. But we heard Buck Naked exclaim, ere he looked out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to Supermegatopia a good night."
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