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Holy Cow
Real Name: Holly Katharine Kalawaski Occupation: Nun/Super Hero Base of Operations: St. Bagosy's Cathedral and Coffee Shop Orphaned after a tragic philatelist accident, young Holly was left in the loving care of the sisters of St. Bagosy (Patron Saint of Caffeine and Grumbling). Since she took to athletics, they put her on the orphanage’s Rugby team (when she was a suitable age of course. The preschool Rugby games were just dull and failed). However, after a horrifying victory against the Boy’s Choir, the Sisters found that Holly had both a thirst for victory and a knack for inflicting pain. Unfortunately, she was too brutal to be a "normal" nun armed with a simple ruler. But she was just right for their mace-wielding demon-hunting division! And so they quickly put together another one… since the previous demon hunting division… well… let’s not go into that. She lives where others have perished though and takes to demon hunting as if it was God’s plan for her (and according to her it is). She’s a tough woman with a hefty mace so we’re inclined to believe whatever she says. Currently the Cathedral is at odds with Supermegatopia Labs over its work with demons (both consisting on and with). Attempts to sneak Holy Cow into the Labs have failed, even when equipping her with an extending carbon fiber mace. The habit probably tipped them off, but she refuses to go in without the proper garb. The Sisters just think she likes showing off her legs and other sinful spots, but they’re not going to say anything to a gal with a mace either! However, clearing out the local Kiwi Taco was exceptionally easy, especially with its early morning hours (Open 10am to 3am, and we’re near the Erotic Candle Store on the bus line. Tell your friends!). But alas it had no real demons on its staff only some goths and a fry cook no one is quite sure about.
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