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by Relapse <As sung by Buxom Girl> I am the very model of a Supermegatopian, Around the SMT Labs I have learnt to be quite wary-an, I have beaten Dr Ghoti and other foes nefarian I didn't want these powers but I do the very best I can; I do appreciate the boobs, but I don't the like fondles alien (pron. ale-e-an. So she developed an accent: P) It could be worse, I guess, at least those guys were not Australian, The uniforms are hard to find that handle hyperstretchyness. (pause) They're better looking nowadays, sans the initial sketchyness! (brief interlude) While flying round I've made good friends with heroes who are quite bizarre; Like She-male with the Y-fronts, and yet no need for a wonder bra: In short, all of the villains here they haven't got a hope-ian, I am the very model of a Supermegatopian! (slower) With Weasel Boy and all his friends we fight the fight heroically; Although with sidekick Mighty Yak, it all gets muffed up tragically, With Tiger Lass and G Monkey, its lust that's linked quadratically, But with Delilah the whole thing defeats coherence handily; (pause) Heroes I know passing through, with villains I've experience, But going there from G to A cups are more than inconvenience! Why must my power rely on the size and state of mammaries, (pause) suppose its because Drake and Brian have male readers that they-must-please! (interlude) With Tina and Guinie Paeg its a wonder we're still here-at-all, Especially if Elephant Girl and Walking Cleavage joined-the-brawl: In short, all of the villains here they haven't got a hope-ian, I am the very model of a Supermegatopian! (interlude; faster) The Metallurgist's obsession is victory mechanical, Dr Despair's devices suffer budgets problematical, Dark Chipmunk's assets are less evil, more anatomatical, And RCT has Crushed and Co, with histories noncannonical! (pause) When I can tell a hamster from a kiwi when my eyes are closed, When I can tell where the mayor is, on how the Kiwi Models posed In short, when I get suited up in uniforms with velcro seams, You'll know why I work alone, not with members of other teams! (pause; interlude; faster) Reluctant hero I may be, and fighting with those clones of me, If someone makes a rubber bra, it will just make my century; But still, in matters clothian, kiwian, and bustian, I am the very model of a Supermegatopian!
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