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Dark Iguana
Real Name: U’d (Oo-d) AKA U’da Sha AKA Chieftain Udan AKA Wargod Uda AKA the Dark One AKA Emperor Ugan of Nocturna AKA… blah blah blah AKA the Dark Iguana Age: 13,945 years young! Occupation: Super Villain and Keeper of Balance Quote: “Not now girls, Daddy’s seeing to it that his zeppelin will be done on time. And if I don’t kill off these workers now, how will the others be motivated enough?” Hunter/Gatherer, Farmer, Shaman, Chieftain, Vampire (he got better), Warlord, Tyrant, Demi-god, Keeper of Balance, Single-Father, and Super villain, to name but a few of the many hats the great Dark Iguana has worn over the millenia. He’s lived a long and active life pulling himself up from a life as a hunter in a society that had only just developed stone tools to his life as an immortal self- proclaimed god. The first ten thousand years of existence were rather rocky, but he’d just started to settle down into a comfortable lifestyle. The plague had ended in the Northern continent and society was on the up and up after the massive purge of the populous. Of course he had caused the plague in the first place, but he’s the sort that knows things have to get worse before they’ll get better. Although really he just likes playing with people’s lives. “It’s the best entertainment you can get for free!” Anyway, back to his achievement of contentment. In between taking care of his twin daughters (Sand Dollar & Urchin) he would venture forth from his hidden island and try and destroy the city of Supermegatopia with creative but impractical means of annihilation. Although it was always within his power to level the place with a mere wave of his hand, he felt that lacked style and wouldn’t have satisfied the sense of personal amusement he’d developed of the centuries. And trust him, when you’re as old as he is, you learn to never throw a good toy away! So when his city, planet, and the universe surrounding it were destroyed, he was somewhat peeved. But never one to just take whatever life dealt him he took a stand. Although even with the arrival of the High Priest things still looked rather grim, or at least until She came along.
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