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Wonder Wombat
What's the most important part of a superhero? Powers? NO! Gadgets? NO! Handsome good looks with a big package or stunning eyes and a rack that defies physics? Close, but what really defines a hero is the name! A catchy name will go farther and last longer in the public eye than the ability to throw a fully loaded school bus or knock down an office building with a single punch. And what happens when two different heroes picked 'Wonder Wombat'? Well generally there's some name-calling and a fight to the 'death', but since the city legislature instigated the 'No Hero/Hero fights during crossovers because it's been done to death' Law due to unnecessary property damage, they've had to go about it in other ways. Which brought in Lawyer Lad... but he quit after they found him with his brief case in an awkward spot. Then there's Captain Copyright and his underage sidekick Trademark Girl... but they're currently living in sin somewhere in the desert. And so when all other outlets ran dry they finally agreed to settle the old fashion way... Unfortunately, the coin landed in a crack in the floor, and was neither heads nor tails... So debate continues. Real Name: Will Simonson Occupation: Offender Base of Operations: Offenders Mansion Marital Status: Single Former television star, Will realized he had more to offer the World when an attack on the set of his latest commercial proved almost fatal. However, much to the dismay of the Terrorist that just emptied his clip into him, Will was still breathing, and also very angry. One pummeling later he realized that while his acting talents were mediocre, his ability to kick ass was exceptional! And so he entered the fast paced career of the superhero. And much to his surprise and delight the shift was not as different as he had worried. He still spent hours with buxom beauties in tight clothing, still had dramatic lines to say at just the right times, and still had all his screaming fans. However he wished he had a say in the writing. The real villains didn't pull their punches, his very name was causing trouble, and soon after joining the Offenders he had conflicts with the android Offender, Twenty Twenty over the affections of the Blood Witch. Which eventually ended in fire and the breaking of numerous small mechanical parts. Currently though, he's back with the Offenders, and back in the sack with the Blood Witch, so maybe there'll be a happy ending yet! Real Name: Deedree King Occupation: Legionnaire Base of Operations: Hall of Kiwis Marital Status: Single Born on the Amazonian island of Conniling, Deedree left the isle saying "I must go, for my aid will benefit the barbaric outside world of man", or at least that's what she told her mother. Because "Mom, I'm going out there to get some action... and I'm not talking about fighting crime... have you seen the way the Mighty Mighty Hamster fills out those tights?" So she packed her bags and grabbed her metal bikini top and sailed the seas. Once she reached the harbor she wasted no time. Diving to the depths she kicked a giant crab squarely in the spot you should never kick a giant crab, thus setting it on a rampage towards the city. A few screams later the Might Mighty Hamster was on the scene and after a short battle was looking down the top of Wonder's outfit. Although he denies this, it still remains that she was part of the Justice Legion Supermegatopia before the unconscious giant crab was finished sinking back into the murky deep.
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