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Konniption Kitty
Real Name: Aggatha Dispo Occupation: Villain Base of Operations: Supermegatopia Marital Status: Widowed Fast, strong and out of her freakin’ skull. The fuel behind Aggatha is the pure rage that’s boiled over in her mind and drives her towards destruction. It’s not known if completing her mental list of Things to Decimate actually brings her any relief, but she goes about her zigzagged course of destruction with tremendous fervor. The source of her rage is as yet unknown, but it’s rumored that her madness was so great she almost ate her own litter. Much like a hamster, although hamster citizens of Supermegatopia deny they ever do such a thing. After that, her sister was given custody over them, mostly because she gave no inclination of a desire to snack on ‘em - not that Konnipition seemed to care. While totting a litter of four while on a destructive bender is insane, it’s also counter productive, and Kitty takes her work seriously. Her most notable attack of late has been the complete destruction of a MacGirth Meat Packing plant. Interestingly enough, the collapse of the building packed down local meats Captain Thrust and Long Tom. Piranha Girl was also on scene (eating her own body weight twice over), but she didn’t fit the meat joke. As always the purpose behind it was completely unknown, even though she was ranting as it burned. Here is an excerpt from said rant: “Oh and the duck! The duck knew! That’s why the shoe laces weren’t with Vicar! YOU HEAR ME! That’s the sausage!” …ummm… yeah. However, it has been noted by the Iron Pecker (former member of the All Stripper Squadron), that she does gain a certain level of coherency and calm after a good round. But said activities proved to be really, really, REALLY damn painful, even for a fellow who’s over a third cybernetics (now almost half).
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