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Captain Mayfly
This is from the Message Board, we started a story, and people added to it. Special thanks to Silleto for cleaning it up! Captain Mayfly watched in absolute horror as Elephant Girl lost her balance and came crashing down towards him. How to spend his last nanosecond? Punch Herr-Skull-For-A-Head one more time, or try and zip off before they both got squished, "But I really really want to smack him a- SQUISH! Elephant Girl, flat on her back, except for the Nazi pined under her bulk wobbled her legs a little, then sighed, "-START HERE- "Nazis are not good for your back..", to which the dying mayfly replied... "I have failed my ancestors... I am the only Captain Mayfly not to avert a major disaster. Please Elephant Girl, I don't have long left... Help me." Just when things looked as if they were getting deep and meaningful.... All the female members of the A.S.S. burst onto the scene. Just as Topless Lass leaned over to give Captain Mayfly mouth to mouth.... The poor little hero's heart couldn't take it, and so, he was gone. Many, many of SMT's superheroes showed up to stand around in one of those somber "Death of a hero" scenes. Topless Lass and Jiggly Jill let forth bosom-heaving sobs of sorrow, which, of course entranced most of the male heroes and Slut Puppy. When Suddenly, Captain Kiwi shouted "it's captain mayfly's son!" Dr Crudities shamelessly shows up and steps on the new captain mayfly SQUISH! "ouch that's gotta hurt" Elephant girl got back up on her feet and wondered where Herr and Captain Mayfly are. she then realizes they had been smashed by her body so she peels them off and..... quietly disposes of their compressed remains. She's just about ready to break up the whole "Death of a superhero" mourning by announcing the "death of a super villain" When suddenly... ...Nothing happened! [It happened suddenly, mind you!] Disappointed, Three-Armed Jake reached into his pocket and pulled out... Three separate working gloves, and put them on. (He left the fourth in his pocket, just in the case of possibly losing his right-hand glove)... Taking up a snow shovel, a plastic-lined disposal can, and giving a large 'sigh', proceeded to 'scoop' up the remains of Captain Mayfly, son, and Herr Skull-for-a-Head... "It's a livin'...", Three-Arm Jake resigned. Just then, A huge ass horde of blood thirsty hamsters appeared out of nowhere, looking mad and about to kick ass. Everyone looked in terror, when suddenly... Dr. Ghoti came onto the scene, promising another form of land-dweller doom. Just when he was about to activate it... He was partially devoured by the Hamsters, but escaped in his auxiliary "Escape-Capsule-of-Running-Away-From-Land-Dwelling-Meat-Eating-Hamsters", but got revenge when his Device of Land-Dweller Doom [In this case, a really big crab] slew the hamsters, itself dying in the process. Mighty Yak opened his mouth to comment on the situation... saying how much he liked crab, and the colons disappeared in a flash. Then Tiger Lass walks onto the scene and makes vain attempts at getting Monty's attention. Suddenly, out of the clouds comes... The Aqua Mage! Ready for something to beat up... He looks around and sees nothing there but mourning women and a bunch of metal scraps lying everywhere so he takes off But just then, he hears a noise then turns around to find..... The Emu-Tant, rampaging through the streets of Supermegatopia and leaving really nasty "Presents"... The Emu-Tant is just about to peck the shrine to captain mayfly a new one when suddenly... the World's Largest Hamster came scurrying down the street, charging towards the Emu-Tant. It was about to turn into the kind of fight you'd see in some cheesy Japanese monster movie when, without warning.... a giant-sized Dr. Paeg shows up looking for her lab hamsters. Annoyed that they'd been ruined by Dr. Ghoti's Crab of Land Dweller Doom, she bribes the Emu-Tant and the World's Largest Hamster to help her wreck vengeance with the promise of... the formula for bringing comic book characters into reality with a paper clip, toothpaste, and a really strange word! Then Agamura, a Warrior Gecko who's Ego was matched only by his Hormanal Libido [which rivaled WB's] came roaring up, snatched the secret from the gigantic Dr. Paeg, and ran away up the side of a building with his natural Gecko Pads of stickiness, desperately trying to reach Buxom Gal before anybody else. He heard a swooping sound, and thinking it was Buxom Gal, turned about while still perched on the side of the 35th story of the building, and... Saw the rapidly descending form of Gattler, the bank-robbing rattlesnake! The Snake was dangling from a 37th story window, and preparing to fire his gattling gun of severe physical damage at all the mammals he could see, when suddenly from out of the shadows... ... A Giant 'The End' Rolled out onto the whole thing as the artist was busy with a new game...
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