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Delilah
Real Name: Delilah Occupation: Valkyrie/Super Hero Base of Operations: Supermegatopian Marital Status: Questionable Originally, the Valkyries were meant to be the servants of the dead Vikings in Valhalla. However a group of them objected to waiting hand and foot on a bunch of drunken bastards with axes who kept slapping them on the butt and making catcalls that would make Horndog blush. And so, they decided to leave Asgard via a huge hole in the castle wall, flattening a few warriors on their way across the Rainbow Bridge. This rogue band wandered the world acting as mercenary troops for the occasional holy war, before finally settling down near the ice caps, where they raised a new generation. Delilah was one of these. Trained from birth to be one hell of an ass kicking curvy wall of destruction, she grew up to be their greatest fighter. So when they came across a small group of men lost in the snow, they had her challenge their strongest. The rest is history... well, in the comic at least. Now she's traveled a few thousand miles to Supermegatopia to claim what is hers: her husband, Weasel Boy; and her slave, Mongoose Guy; and maybe a bit of lunch - it was a long voyage after all.
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