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Eelephant Girl
Real Name: Unknown Occupation: Super Hero Base of Operations: Unknown Marital Status: Single What can be said about the infamous Elephant Girl except the immortal words uttered by many: "Damn. She's big." Due to her rather ample size many have fled in fear of being sat upon or smothered. Heck, many of her dates ended that way and she was never fortunate enough to have a steady boyfriend. So with all that pent-up anger due to rejection through the years she decided to unleash it toward any baddies who are likely to piss her off. Interesting though, they all happen to be male bad guys.She squashes and smothers for truth, justice and the Supermegatopian way...and good kiwi fruit burger. Ironically enough, she has eventually wound up with many dates once her fame had peaked. Who the hell's gonna deny her a date when a "no" is likely to anger her and they'd get squashed anyway? The famous Weasel Boy once 'braved' a date with her and survived. His actual words were: "She's actually kinda cute and soft... in a sorta whalish way. I think the scariest part was when I almost drowned in her excessive milk-uhh... milky-blue eyes. Yes. She has very nice eyes."
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