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Fiend-- Week 22
DAY ONE HUNDRED FORTY-NINE: It’s the beginning of a brand new day here in the horde. The sun is shining and the birds are chirping, in fact the while scene is so picturesque. I can’t help but feel that someone out there is planning on trying to kill us. Odds are it’s the good guys. They’re like that.
DAY ONE HUNDRED FIFTY: Of course being the Dark Horde, and inherently evil, people are naturally inclined to attack us, especially after that last stunt we pulled. Hee hee hee... But I can’t help but feel our latest installation isn’t really making things any easier for our PR people.
DAY ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-ONE: Any good fortification, that’s expected to be done in a half-day, can’t be done without sandbags! So here we go! I just hope Lahrs remembers not to disturb the bag that the Earth Elemental sleeps in. Man can he get irritable if he doesn’t get a month’s sleep in a sitting.
DAY ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-TWO: Or course we’ve got some chemical weapons, it comes with having goblins. They drool stuff that’s unsafe to be near. And while the Forces of Light say they don’t, we no better than to trust people so trustworthy. So we’ve begun our inoculation procedures... and how the hell do I know how to spell inoculation?
DAY ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-THREE: I’m starting to wonder if we have the worst luck with interns or if it’s the interns that have the worst luck. Either way I feel sorry for that poor girl... and Sevn of course, poor rocky bastard.
DAY ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-FOUR: Of course the goblins are a great asset to us, but sometimes when the pressure’s on we can get a little worried that they’re going to make something that’ll kill half of us. And since there’s only half of us left we decided to drug ‘em and snatch their plans before they got to the blacksmiths. Still, I kinda wonder if this thing woulda worked.
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