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Hell Kitty
Real Name: Sunny Dispo Occupation: Offender Base of Operations: Offenders' Mansion Marital Status: Single In hopes of keeping Sunny from ending up as yet-another-angst-ridden-mutant-teenager-with-claws stereotype hero, the Offenders took her in from her bewildered parents. They also hoped to keep her out of some secret government-funded weapons program. After all, there are enough of those running around as is! Nowadays, though, the Offenders have come to regret their decision. Although litter-trained, and a valuable member of the Offenders team, Hell Kitty does have a tendency to live up to her name, often gnawing at the other members' legs or scratching up the furniture. Nevertheless, no matter how much she pisses them off they can never stay angry with her after she curls up on their laps and purrs (although She Male still holds a grudge over something he found in her boot one day). No one (except Sunny!) knows that her anger stems from her early development. She became aware of her surroundings very, very early in life. She also discovered (along with having claws and teeth) she had a severe dislike of baby talk. You know, when adults make themselves sounds stupid by talking to kids like morons. It's understandable though, the litter as a whole was quite adorable. And when she pouted and growled it only made things worse as people would lean in and go "Aahhh wassa wrong with little itty bitty Sunny doll there? Is you needing your widdle bottle? Is you? Assshh! Sunny's such a cutie! Yes she is! Yes she is!" Also unknown is that the other three kittens in her litter all posses the same mutant abilities as she, but since they're at the other end of the personality spectrum, they've never needed to put their extra hard and sharp claws into people. And they take their rapid healing as a sign of good health.
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