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by The Magnificent Linnard with additional lyrics by Redo from Start In the not too distant future In a city called SMT There lived a guy named Owen Really different from you and me He worked as a superhero fruit Just another guy in a latex suit He could do a good a job cleaning up the place But then his creators would have too much empty space "We'll send him cheesy villians!" "The dumbest we can find!" (la la la) "He'll have to stand and fight them all while porn occupies his mind!" (la la la) Now keep in mind Owen can't control When the battles begin or end Even with assistance from His superhero friends Hero Roll Call! TL! (Great cleavage!) Monty! (What's that?) Grease Monkey! (Turn his nuts!) Delilah! (Oh Darling!) Now if you're wondering why he bleeds but doesn't seem to die just think to yourself it's just a strip and he's a super hero guy I'm sorry I should remember (sings) If you wonder when the update comes and have frequent heart attacks, (lalala) you should remind yourself "it's just a site" and you should really just relax.
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