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Gharzia
Real Name: Gharzia Gnarltooth Occupation: Bar Owner and Keeper Base of Operations: The Flaming Dwarf (before it was blown up - again) Marital Status: Single Bards throughout Meshworld (or wherever) tell of the original Gharzia Gnarltooth's deeds: a renowned adventurer who slew a foul dragon that threatened the city – along with other exploits that made popular in numerous woodcarvings, many of which had to be purchased in brown paper wrappings (especially the one about that breast enlarging potion). In her later years, she settled down and used part of her amassed loot to open a tavern. Called "The Flaming Dwarf," it was named after the party member who could summon forth powerful flames; flames that often incinerated his clothing! However, everyone decided that "The Flaming Naked Dwarf" was not a place they wanted to drink at. Eventually the bar passed to her son, who was often mistaken for her daughter. Somehow, the potion that had enhanced Gharzia's chest became firmly entrenched in her genetics… much to his dismay. Despite that hurdle, he too spawned, and passed both the breasts and the bar down to his daughter, named Gharzia after his mother. On a side note, all Gharzia's granddaughters have her name; which is a real pain at family gatherings when someone would say 'Gharzia', and a half dozen heads would turn. The bar unfortunately did not last very long in this Gharzia's hands. Through no fault of her own mind you, but nonetheless, it is now a smoldering pile of rubble. She has set forth on a quest. Covering the repair costs will require looting a dragon's hoard. Actually, she's pretty certain it's not going to work, but she believes watching Fighter Ninja try and fight a dragon will make her feel that much better inside. Despite being surrounded by lunatics, she's kept her good nature. Her drink mixing skills are unmatched by any other orc other than Ghroan the Blinding who makes the strongest stuff around (the sort that makes ogres tipsy). Nevertheless, people prefer to keep their sight, so Gharzia remains on top (which is also a nice image). Besides, Ghroan looks horrifying in a tight tank top – some things just should not be!
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