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Supermegafruitopia
by Various Fruitopia is proud to present it's newest line of mammary inspired goodness: SuperMegaFruitopia In eleven (count em') eleven new flavors! Cheesecake Quencher Boobberry Squeeze Kiwicleavage Splash Doublemellon Delight Titalizing Tangerine Double D Deluge Crushed Cherry Surprise Knockerberry Knockout Buxomberry blast Groping Grape Cheesecake Colida SuperMegaFruitopia flavors are for all occasions! Getting hot looking at barely clothed babes on the web? Grab a Cheesecake Quencher to satiate those terrible longings. Girlfriend a little cold to the touch? Try a good Groping Grape to warm her up! Feeling a little "restrained" ladies? Is a particular piece of clothing "holding you down"? Then try one of our Buxomberry blasts and feel the wind on your chest again! Do you like to make new friends? Sure, we all do! But what happens when your new friend turns out to be a little too "friendly"? Well, instead of resorting to other means, why not give them a Knockerberry Knockout! It's the one-two punch of goodness that will remind them to keep their grubby paws to themselves! And now a friendly warning from SuperMegaFruitopia: Our drinks should be enjoyed with good friends only. If consumed alone, some have had unfortunate side effects (but strangely enough, only on men...). The drinks in particular are: Boobberry Squeeze Doublemellon Delight Double D Deluge As for the effects, we cannot be certain, but all men who have drunk large quantities of any of these beverages have locked themselves in their houses refusing to come out. When one was questioned over the phone on this unusual behavior, he only said: "I never have to leave again! They're perfect! I am so happy I could cry!". We are sure that he was talking about the drinks. In closing, whether it is a Titalizing Tangerine in Mexico or a Cheesecake Colida west of France, anyplace, anytime, with anybody is the right time for a SuperMegaFruitopia. As always, drink responsibly. If you don't, you may go home with that special someone and end up with a Crushed Cherry Surprise! SuperMegaFruitopia. Now our one-gallon jugs come in a convenient two-pack. Get an A cup for a quick refresher, or for a big gulp, get a DD cup And order now, and you'll get a limited collectors edition SuperMegaPlate set! Now some for the ladies... Watermelon Wanger Banger Tongue Tittie Teaser Three-way Tropical Twister Triple Naval Orange (takes some thought) Bannanie Fannie Mad Dr. Nesbit's Try-it-and-see.
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